remember that time in high school musical 2 when Troy got all jealous because Gabriella started hanging out with Ryan and he thought Ryan was moving in on her
and it was like
yeah if Troy had just taken a look at what was actually going on
he would have seen
who Ryan was actually interested in
THEY ARE WEARING EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES
what you got on your Instagram that’s so private? your grande latte? that sandwich you ate yesterday? bye
why does one ply toilet paper exist
i honestly prefer single ply, it feels lighter and more effective and the rolls last longer because the sheets are thinner.
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
100000000 points to mom.
to all my spanish speaking followers: hola
to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out: don’t worry, I just said “hello”. maybe someday you too can grasp another language